Meanwhile, behind the walls of Redmond
Somewhere, there are people who had to sit through this being shown on a giant screen at a sales meeting, and resisted the urge to gouge out their own eyes with a spork. My compassion for humanity reaches new highs.
didja see me barrel?
131.9 cents per litre is somewhere between surf rats and shipsterns
large rap collider
If physicists don’t find the God Particle, create Dark Matter, reveal the nth dimension, or develop the Theory of Everything, at least the Large Hadron Collider will have resulted in the lyric “the LHC accelerates the protons and lead / and the things that it discovers will rock you in the head“. That definitely furthers [...]
tot-alitarianism
Speaking of security – unfortunately the Playmobil Security Checkpoint is out of stock. This toy would really help any young thought-criminal become habituated to the pervasive “security apparatus” they will be growing up under the all-seeing eye of. But while the children in the overseas toy factories ramp up production of this item, you can [...]
wtf is wrong with these people
With all the trouble in the world, it’s good to know that at least us savvy internet users won’t be bothered by potentially offensive acronyms while driving around the leafy avenues of our wholesome towns. Well, it would be great if there were not so many other somewhat-funny ways to use licence plates to offend.
