says a long time Wall St. trader. If only it were so. Richard Fuld, the CEO of Lehman for the last 14 years, has had to suffer such indignities as cashing only a $40million paycheck, and seeing his Florida home lose about $4million in value during this housing crisis. Did he even notice this change fall out of his pocket? Not likely. In an ideal world, nobody would give these guys any more money, as their own personal risk is essentially nil - they can simply shrug and go back to eating exotic food and complaining about the help. Meanwhile, will we continue trusting our life savings to them? it looks less and less likely that the patchwork plumbing (based on fragile absurdities like Fractional Reserve, and Bretton Woods II) will hold together long enough for us to ever get it back.

If physicists don’t find the God Particle, create Dark Matter, reveal the nth dimension, or develop the Theory of Everything, at least the Large Hadron Collider will have resulted in the lyric “the LHC accelerates the protons and lead / and the things that it discovers will rock you in the head“. That definitely furthers human advancement - rumor has it there is a Neutrino Detector in Antartica called Ice Cube that will soon create its own rap and video, with penguins instead of fly girls.