tot-alitarianism
Speaking of security – unfortunately the Playmobil Security Checkpoint is out of stock. This toy would really help any young thought-criminal become habituated to the pervasive “security apparatus” they will be growing up under the all-seeing eye of. But while the children in the overseas toy factories ramp up production of this item, you can always use the black helicopter and the police roadblock to teach budding DHS Stormtroopers how to detain miscreant Safe Crackers and take their DNA samples before throwing them in the Enemy Combatant Detention Center where they will never be heard from again.
